June 2008 Archives

Take a gander at the this list of items from Amazon. Click the link and look for "Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought." Now, if a guy were smart enough he'd turn it into "40 must-have items for the 40 year old virgin in your life." When I found this little gem it seemed almost too good to be true. Truly funny (in a sad, sad way). If the link doesn't work - or if the items happen to change - here's a summary of what came up for me.

Oh yeah - my 20 year class reunion is less than a month away - so if you're looking for any little gifts for me - you've got my wish list.

1. Crest Whitestrips Premium Plus Dental Whitening System (40 ct)3.8 out of 5 stars (36) $33.99
2. Gillette Fusion- Replacement Cartridges, 8 Cartridges 3.9 out of 5 stars (22) $23.50
3. Crest Vivid White Toothpaste 4.5 out of 5 stars (6) $4.99
4. Men's Rogaine Foam-Rogaine Hair Regrowth Treatment, 3 / 2.11 o...3.2 out of 5 stars (11) $44.00
5. Optimum Nutrition Gold Standard 100% Whey, Double Rich Chocola...4.5 out of 5 stars (212) $44.99
6. MuscleTech-Hydroxycut Hardcore 120 Liquid Capsules 3.7 out of 5 stars (51) $32.50
7. Crest Whitening Rinse Fresh Mint Mouthwash - 946 ML $7.84
9. Acqua Di Gio By Giorgio Armani For Men. Eau De Toilette Spray... 4.7 out of 5 stars (62) $51.79
10. Groom Mate Platinum XL Nose & Ear Hair Trimmer + Lifetime Warr... 4.3 out of 5 stars (158) $19.88
11. LIPO 6X-Nutrex Liquid Inner Caps, 120 Inner-Caps 3.7 out of 5 stars (15) $28.99
12. CytoSport Muscle Milk Nature's Ultimate Lean Muscle Formula, C...4.4 out of 5 stars (84) $21.99
13. Philips Sonicare FlexCare Rechargeable Sonic Toothbrush with S...4.7 out of 5 stars (99) $144.56
14. Mederma Skin Care for Scars, Topical Gel 50g / 1.76 oz 3.6 out of 5 stars (8) $21.95
15. BodyTech - Bodytech Shaker Bottle, 1 piece 4.3 out of 5 stars (3) $2.99
16. Neutrogena Advanced Solutions Complete Acne Therapy System, 1...4.3 out of 5 stars (42) $19.51
17. Salicylic Acid 20% Gel Peel, 30ml (Professional) 4.2 out of 5 stars (12) $16.95
18. Biore Deep Cleansing Pore Strips 14 Nose Strips 4.2 out of 5 stars (6) $14.19
19. Valeo HW5 5-Pound Neoprene Hand Weights 4.6 out of 5 stars (9) $16.21
20. OLAY Regenerist - Microdermabrasion & Peel Kit 4.5 out of 5 stars (27) $22.15
21. Fruit of the Loom Men's Boxer Briefs 4 Pack 4.0 out of 5 stars (9)
22. Harbinger 155 Power StretchBack Glove (Black) 4.2 out of 5 stars (27)
23. Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas 3.8 out of 5 stars (52) $28.99
24. Tweezerman Stainless Steel Slant Tweezer, Black 4.5 out of 5 stars (30) $18.00
25. Trojan Premium Latex Condoms Lubricated Ultra Thin Pack 24 con... 5.0 out of 5 stars (3) $25.00

And, my personal favorite? The condoms at the end of the list (where they actually occurred - no kidding). As if after purchasing,using and/or methodically applying all these potions, cremes, utensils and accessories; one just MIGHT get lucky;)